I’m Brittney and this is my personal website. I hope you like it. My dad made it. If you don’t like it, I take it as a personal insult on his behalf.

I make art sometimes. If you like it, give me money and you can have your own art just for you. I’m in art college, which means soon I’ll be a real certified artist and then the prices go up. So you’d better hire me right now. If you want certified art, then you’d better wait.

My dad said to write about me here. As usual, I know a lot about me but I can’t seem to recall any details. I love green tea so much that I think my teeth will fall out earlier than others when I’m elderly because I drink it so often.